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The Time I Was Pimped Out By An Old Lady

The summer after I graduated high school I got a job working at a Doctors Medical Practice around the corner from my house. I would be working as a “Medical Secretary” which basically included everything from Reception desk duties, answering the phones, making appointments, checking the patients into their rooms, all of the filing and… Continue reading The Time I Was Pimped Out By An Old Lady

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Escapism Leads To Fantasy Job Titles

It’s always been a skill of mine to be able to be somewhere physically but have my mind be absolutely anywhere else but there. Ok so maybe this isn’t exactly a skill per se… I’d say it’s more of a quirk. Actually I’m pretty sure it’s why I am extremely proficient at procrastination. I have… Continue reading Escapism Leads To Fantasy Job Titles

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My Sister Is Trying To Destroy Me

Today I came to the conclusion that my sister is trying to destroy me. Now I’m not saying she is being purposefully malicious or even vengeful but I think she must get some kind of sick kick out of watching me have nervous breakdowns (ruining my life). Even letting her proof read this (for my… Continue reading My Sister Is Trying To Destroy Me

Reading and Writing

Jolene by Ray Lamontagne

Originally posted on Music Thoughts:
So here’s the first post about an artist that while certainly gaining some fame and critical acclaim (unintentional rhyme), still isn’t as popular as a “Howie Day” type singer/songwriter, though is an exceedingly more talented songwriter. Ray is the kind of songwriter that can write a love song without seeming…

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Monday Morning Near Death Experiences (because Mondays didn’t suck enough)

I step onto the train carriage and my senses are momentarily stunned. When I finally come to and realise what’s happening I am painfully aware of the assault on my nostrils. This carriage is literally one giant BO cloud, like the aftermath of a BO bomb, covered unsuccessfully, by cheap cologne. How is it even… Continue reading Monday Morning Near Death Experiences (because Mondays didn’t suck enough)

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15 Things That Happen When You’re Addicted to Coffee

As featured on the front page of BuzzFeed! http://www.buzzfeed.com/anamarias3/15-things-that-happen-when-you-are-addicted-to-cof-mrya You know you should probably be worried about your daily caffeine intake but your bloodstream is mostly lattes now anyway so just relax and have another coffee. Besides it’s not like its a problem, you can totally stop any time… 1. You are a total angry jerk… Continue reading 15 Things That Happen When You’re Addicted to Coffee

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Close Encounters of the Awkward Kind

I often get referred to as a “funny girl” but not ha-ha funny but more along the lines of makes questionable life choices funny or gets into really awkward social situations type of funny. I always felt it was the universe constantly throwing me into these situations but I’ve come to realise that more likely… Continue reading Close Encounters of the Awkward Kind