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15 Things That Happen When You’re Addicted to Coffee

As featured on the front page of BuzzFeed! http://www.buzzfeed.com/anamarias3/15-things-that-happen-when-you-are-addicted-to-cof-mrya

You know you should probably be worried about your daily caffeine intake but your bloodstream is mostly lattes now anyway so just relax and have another coffee. Besides it’s not like its a problem, you can totally stop any time…

1. You are a total angry jerk before your morning coffee and morning people are the devil

Go to hell

2. When your coffee finally kicks in and you feel completely and utterly fabulous

FabulousPaul Rudd - Fabulous

3. When people ask you if you like coffee you respond like this:

coffee. only with my oxygen

4. When people ask you if you’ve ever done drugs and you respond with “No, but I drink a lot of coffee.” You know that your coffee habit is a becoming a real concern when you actually start referring to drinking coffee as a substance abuse problem.

Coffee. The love affair

5. Your friends tell you that they are cutting back on their coffee intake and you’re just like:

Well good for you

6. People saying they are giving up coffee for green tea is categorically unfathomable to you.

That's a terrible idea

7. People at work saying you “should really cut down on the coffee” send you into fits of anger and rage

Scrubs- I am so G-Darn pissed right now

8. You no longer feel the need to hide the copious amounts of coffee that you drink. You just own it!

bill murray coffee

9. Productivity is basically non-existent without it

no productivity

10. When some nosy cow feels the need to ask you how many coffees you drink per day

Mind your business

11. Few things in life give you as much joy as reaching the free cup of coffee on your coffee card

Kris and Bruce happinessNapolean Dynamite dancing

12. Finishing your coffee during a meeting sends you into deep deep despair…


13. But then your boss suggests a coffee run and your faith in humanity is restored


14. When people try telling you how bad the profuse amount of coffee you drink is, you are not a known giver of bothers

Look at all the bothers i give

15. Work is finally over and now you can go meet your friends for coffee!


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