Rants

“I Can’t Sleep Unless I’m Horizontal” (and other stupid things I said when I was a kid)

First of all, I know what you’re thinking and yes, I did use words like ‘horizontal’ when I was a kid. Pretentious or adorable? I like to think that it’s a little bit of both. This phrase was oddly something that I would say on quite a regular basis and I’m still not sure how… Continue reading “I Can’t Sleep Unless I’m Horizontal” (and other stupid things I said when I was a kid)